A very official sounding research organization recently completed a detailed review of 3,423,424,242 clinical studies covering links between breathing air and death. Upon conclusion it is evident that breathing is dangerous and people should try to avoid air altogether.

What is air?
Air comes from the sky and it’s often in the form of smoke, fog, and pure poison.

Poison has been strongly linked to sickness and sometimes death. Carbon Monoxide, often found in the air, has been known to kill and even cause migraines. A 1776 study found that increased your chances of dying by 67%, whilst another study found that it increased the risk of feeling like absolute shit by 54%. These are scary numbers for those currently breathing in and out.

Carbon Monoxide is a colorless, odorless, and tasteless gas that is slightly lighter than air. It is toxic to humans and animals when encountered in higher concentrations.

Atmospheric disturbances to check carefully:

• Black smoke
• Green smoke
• Gray smoke
• Invisible smoke

…and many more smokes.

To avoid the dangers of air:

• Stop breathing
• Hide under a pillow
• Think about becoming a fish instead

unabating:

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I don’t feel anything until I smash it up

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public-void:

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My boss is the coolest boss ever

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it’s no problem of mine

but it’s a problem i find

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